square dance produced by .org featuring: Mr. Ockers back-up vocals: murlot, .org hook 1: square dance square dance country fucks hook 2: square dance square dance pa's gone crazy hook 3: square dance square dance dance dance dance Mr Ockers doe-see-doe all over the place take her home promenade on her face time for a hay ride here's your chance don't be a pussy come to the dance square your set near and far lets all form the Texas star don't say late don't say soon we're all dancing by the light of the moon swing your partner round and round grab her bottom don't look down ma's got pies pies got peaches I got you under the bleachers square dance is fun square dance is cool feed you to the pigs you break my rules we're all a little stupid way down south kick your partner straight in the mouth drink my wine out a great big jug now give your neighbor a great big hug turn your partner look them in the back make an ass baby facts is facts --------------------------------------------------------------- square dance annotated I grew up south of the Mason-Dixon line god damn it! No really, this song is kind of offensive. At the very least the "Square dance you country fucks" is unkind. The stomach virus that is this song began at 3 am one lonely night when, as usual, we were hanging out and Murlot and Danny got to talking about how they were taught square dancing at their high schools during gym class. I was never taught square dancing and I became violently jealous. We began formulating fake square dance calls and the song was born. It took 1 hour to complete this beat from idea to recording and it was worth every penny. best line: "turn your partner look them in the back, make an ass baby, facts is facts"