miranda produced by .org 01 introduction - f. ill ben, the one-up kid 02 rotary phone - f. the one-up kid, king kung fu, the turkish revolution, sabrina 03 8:30 am - f. jesse, king kung fu, the one-up kid, st pete, samantha 04 riding - f. ill ben, king kung fu, the one-up kid, epyk 05 6:18 - f. one-up kid, the turkish revolution 06 miranda 2 - f. sabrina 07 holidays - f. one-up kid, ill ben, king kung fu, jesse, and the turkish revolution 08 angry prom - st pete, samantha, king kung fu, the one-up kid 09 after party - f. the one-up kid, king kung fu, the turkish revolution, sabrina 10 denouement     rotary phone produced by .org featuring: the one-up kid, king kung fu, the turkish revolution, sabrina the one-up kid all over enigmatic your feedback lacks static tragic back like black light out the attic erratic patterns moving with saturn hair pin turn burn diverted disconcerted associates alerted flirted dually can't school me subject matter subjective flatter I thought I had her caught in the clatter sadder character never phone call collection of anxiety my mind trying me blue like nursery none can't out curse me lived off Diversey conversely see this shit dress rehearsly rare more faulted halted action clear head bluntathon science faction fraction addition half what I'm missing kissing giggles speak in riddles weak like committals heat bore down so complete hate repeat steep climb behind me finally adjust like craftmatic watch me crap magic emphatic I been had had it king kung fu stiff digits six digits in stop and think but I'll do it again begin to mutter conversation utter rehersedalation broccoli nation nonsense tense common sense tells me bell tolls mean ringing quick quit before we assume and make an ass of you and me me oh my heavens to murgitroid she's a droid with a mongoloid avoid the fact coy distract flash back to soccer practice practices quips and kicked you passes strategic seats for stretching eyes undressing umbros silhouettes a blessing pose roses if I could shoulda woulda noulda never from a stranger stranger then hollywood romance at a glance last chance to let ring enhance my advance and what that brings the turkish revolution Yo I'm a meteorologist contradicting scattered showers snow built up ten inches breaking off the tops of towers sliced bread blasphemously shake my ass when I leave no need for asking to be taught factual freeze streets covered in paved place what's that or with fake name static's falsely nonsensical the pinnacle inevitable shock treatment an onslaught of technically generous swelling burst open compartments knees bent election polls tolls higher when the roads old lives transpire light fires bryter later clever baker on the equator I'll instate slurs on the interstate unfold or irate cause grinds now no chance calm down a cutty sark an ark running into things like sharks start revolutionary parks parades cascading in the dark trees exceptionally well planted inventions flowing minds enchanted Mila Jovavitch outstanding unmatched beauty still expanding over islands Nordic winters hinder splendor timber spilling varnish into jars stitch scars from chocolate bars I measure things in astronomical units airplane wings extract phenomenal movements see them crash on crops incongruent leave irrational thought in Munich I believe conventions made you mention things so specifically no one made you say a thing think your voice is pleasant when the coventry with holly trees and presents rambles eccentric brambles underfoot legs entangled on the south bank of the Themes spend my money saving hymns unclausable beurocracy like Louisiana purchase coerce moves responsibly for my anthology sabrina feedback lacks static tragic hatchback classic can't surpass superimpose like you know rings to impress left best alone no body home rotary drone condone rose repeat reading defeat meet me for pizza that's sweet call stalls time fine and you true to computer love above what wasn't said instead meant best again -------------------------------------------------------------------------- rotary phone annotated This song deals with the concept of calling a girl for the first time and all the anxieties that go along with that. The samples from the intro are from one of the 2 movies that inspired the album, although stealthily cut to remove the characters names and the specifics of that movie. I think the dialogue expresses the concept of a deceptively evil girl. Not evil like animal murder but evil like she's got that look in her eye like a predatory cat. That look is so hot. Growing up in the 80's my parents had a rotary phone. This big white monster and I even think the receiver was larger then normal. The Turkish Revolution, aka anderegg, came over one day around 2 pm with a 40 and a notebook. He wrote and spit this verse, which includes the line "I'm a meteorologist". I had a class in college that was taught by TV's own Rick DiMaio from the local FOX affiliate. At the end of the last class he asked me if I had learned anything and I said yes, you inspired my friend to rhyme about meteorology. He then asked to have a copy of the song and I said sure but never got him the cd, which is probably for the best. I wrote the singy part at the end but I can't (or rather couldn't) write singing shit so it's more like a list of words, per my usual rhyming scheme, but sung at a slower tempo and made to sound like it's coming from the phone.