H.A.W.
produced by .org and anderegg
featuring: .org, anderegg


hook:
we steal a baby we tie the baby to our bodies we rhyme with the baby tied to us then the baby rhymes

.org
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anderegg
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H.A.W. annotated

This little tart of a song.
Ok. Anderegg and I are sitting in my living room, bullshitting. Somehow what we were talking about developed into:

1) stealing a baby
2) tying the baby to our body (presumably a harness would be used, or at least some rope)
3) rhyming with the baby tied to us
4) then letting the baby rhyme

See the drawings that further illustrate what exactly we are talking about.

H.A.W. is an acronym for History Association of the World. This is the governing organization of all historical matters and documents. Like if you write a history book and it's non-fiction the H.A.W. would have to approve it and authorize it's publication.
That concept, the governing of historical info, is actually from something, not just pure bullshit. This guy, some dickhead, wrote a book about how the holocaust didn't really happen and he was trying get it published as historical fact. He was ultimately denied being able to publish the book as non-fiction. We weren't sure who said his book was fictitious but we determined there was an organization that oversaw things of that nature and the H.A.W. was born.

I don't know why the H.A.W. and rhyming babies are connected here but whatever, screw you, jerk.




***DISCLAIMER ***

saykay productions, .org, the conglomatron and it's affiliates do not condone, endorse, or assume responsability for the theft of babies in any way, shape, or form. We are staunch anti-baby-theft advocates and the song H.A.W. was created to be a complete farce and not encourage the theft of babies nor the binding of said babies to ones physical body.