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we steal a baby we tie the baby
to our bodies we rhyme with the baby tied to us
then the baby rhymes
H.A.W. the history association
of the world saw sagacious blistery mystery curled
mistaken awaken wack kids fact like track is active
contracting friction contradiction captive mission
passive progressive encryption lipshin congested
kitchen time to listen christen the devise missing
put my fist in formica liken hissing ICA hammered
amorous can't be less glamourous more grotesque
question amorphous best eventually unmentionable
prehensile pencil stabbing stencil good king Wencel
reiterate everything's eventual appreciate SK alliterate
intentional credentials obliterate ions considerate
Qui Gon pirana pawn on her verandahs goner fonder
later mirandas past ranked commander contained no
answers demander demeaning agreeing egregious confused
to pieces refused reluctant abducted obstructed
corrupted views baby's hate to end verses too
said moment suddenly covet the
space in front of me but I spent mine to drive I
head suddenly mapped out properly history studied
heavily ancient to present day literature of creditable
charity recorded tragedies inherited like the bandages
history of acronyms phantom H.A.W. would try to
stab at this imagine this rearrange states to random
percentages no order left leaves limited fantasy
facts kept on a timeline moves forward and back
refined machine to change might delete the H.A.W.
aside cornered the formula torn to terminal torment
horrible co-produced by baby H.A.W. corporals
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This little tart of a song.
Ok. Anderegg and I are sitting in my living room,
bullshitting. Somehow what we were talking about
developed into:
1) stealing a baby 2) tying the
baby to our body (presumably a harness would be
used, or at least some rope) 3) rhyming with the
baby tied to us 4) then letting the baby rhyme
See
the drawings that further illustrate what
exactly we are talking about.
H.A.W. is an acronym
for History Association of the World. This is the
governing organization of all historical matters
and documents. Like if you write a history book
and it's non-fiction the H.A.W. would have to approve
it and authorize it's publication. That concept,
the governing of historical info, is actually from
something, not just pure bullshit. This guy, some
dickhead, wrote a book about how the holocaust didn't
really happen and he was trying get it published
as historical fact. He was ultimately denied being
able to publish the book as non-fiction. We weren't
sure who said his book was fictitious but we determined
there was an organization that oversaw things of
that nature and the H.A.W. was born.
I don't know
why the H.A.W. and rhyming babies are connected
here but whatever, screw you, jerk.
***DISCLAIMER ***
saykay productions, .org, the conglomatron and it's
affiliates do not condone, endorse, or assume responsability
for the theft of babies in any way, shape, or form.
We are staunch anti-baby-theft advocates and the
song H.A.W. was created to be a complete farce and
not encourage the theft of babies nor the
binding of said babies to ones physical body.
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